Debt Free Diary - Debt Reduction

Debt Reduction... Since Debt's Been Gone, I Can Breathe For The First Time

I need debt reduction... I just can't take it again and again and again...

Dear Diary,

Here is a letter I have been meaning to write 4 my dad. It's an inspirational song/poem that he could adapt to describe his credit card issues. He needs some serious debt reduction plans and needs them quick. And he needs a little encouragement. Sometimes the debt reduction services are all business, and don't take into account how people are feeling. We need a pep talk now and then. I hope you don't mind but I have to write it out before I give him the final copy.

Debt Reduction Keeps Me Movin' On / An interpretive poem and/or song written by Ashlee.

"Here's the thing, me and credit cards started out friends. It was cool, but it was, like, all pretend! Yeah yeah, since you been gone...

I was dedicated, I used you all the time. It wasn't long until I called you mine. Yeah, yeah. Since you been gone... And all you'd ever hear me say was how I picture me with a debt relief plan.

Hmm. How can I put it, You put me on! That's right, debt, you did. I even fell for your stupid love song about no annual fees and minimum payments due. Yeah, yeah. Since you've been gone. How come I'd never hear you say, "I just wanna keep you debt free, Mike?" I guess you never felt that way. But since debt has been gone, I can breathe for what feels like the first time! I'm so moving on - yeah, yeah! Thanks to crazy financial relief of more than 33percent of my existing balances, now I get what I want!

You had your chance, Visa, Mastercard, et al., and you blew it. Thanks to debt reduction you are out of sight, and out of mind! So shut your mouth, cuz I just can't take it... Again, yet again, still again, and AGAIN!!!!!!"

Debt reduction in the hee-zee! Everybody throw your hands up!

Thanks to all the power of a plan, you don't have to take creditors abuse anymore. This goes for my Dad and all the other peeps out there who are struggling with money problems. No need to shatter your child's piggy bank or even worse, declare bankruptcy. There are programs designed specifically for all consumer needs. It's just a matter of choosing the right one and keeping it real. That's the plan Stan. Ashlee OUT.

Luv,

A S H L E E

p.s. Ohmigod! I saw the cutest debt consolidation program kits on sale at the mall the other day. I really really hope my dad gets some, so we can stop being broke.