Debt Free Diary - Debt Management Service

I Am Me, And A Debt Management Service...

... is a debt management service, right, Diary!?

I should think so. But still, sometimes I get the feeling Jimmy thinks I am not good enough. Like he is always looking 4 someone else. He always wants what he can't have I think. And it sux. I am just a simple girl who likes debt management services, flowers, candy and good conversation. What is wrong with me. I AM JUST ME, DIARY! What is his problem. It's like if you are working with an awesome debt management company but constantly looking at other ones, keeping an eye out and thinking about upgrading, even when there's no need. Anyway, I know you are dreading this, but I just had 2 write a song about it.

This one is called "I am a debt management service" and it goes out 2 my love, Jimmy. Hopefully he can appreciate me, and the companies I promote, for what I/we am/are. Drums, please...

What's that debt management service got that I don't have

Does it fill those spaces that I've left you

When you wake up in the middle of the night

Does the scent of that other debt management service haunt you

Put this under your skin

I am me and I won't change for anyone

Not for any other debt management service or anyone like you

Does the weight of consumer debt and compound interest

Drag you down until it pulls you under

Does her debt management service lend an eager hand to save you

And are you with her?

So put this under her skin

I am me and I won't change for anyone

My debt management service won't change for anyone

Not for you or for anyone like you

I am me and my commitment to debt management will not change

Why would it change?

Why would I change, Jimmy?

Put this under your skin

So there. It was from the heart. It was hard but I did it. I hope that these lyrics strike a chord with Jimmy and make him think twice about whether a perfectly good girl, or a debt management program, needs to be replaced instead of treated with respect. He needs 2 learn that I am a girl with feelings and who is not hear to be walked on. I am me, Diary, and some things are never gonna change. Man, I am really hungry all of a sudden.

I'm out, Diary.

-- ASHLEE