Debt Free Diary - Debt Free America

Debt Free America, Where At Least I Know I'm Free (of Creditors And Collection Agencies)!

A birthday wish for a debt free America

My birthday is next week and I've got a long list of presents that I want:

New rubber bands for my braces
A scooter
My first kiss
Hopes
Dreams

But most all, I just want a debt free America. Daddy is bluer than a smurf - we learned analogies in english class last week, hehe - and it's because he keeps getting bills in the mail. It seems like lots and lots of other people in the country have the same problems. Like at least 30 other old people probably need help. They have forgotten what debt free living, and that is just knot write! So when I blow out my candles next week, I'm gonna wish that fairies fly in and make everyone's problems go away. Poof! Just as if they have some kind of magic debt free solution wands. ZAP! No more credit problems. Then, we'll live in a debt free America and no one will be sad ever again! I told my idea to Britney and she said I was a stupid head. She said I should ask for things from Victoria's Secret and lipstick and a new curfew. But I just want people to smile and I think that would happen in a debt free America!

If I can't have a debt free America, then I hope I can have Jimmy's arms around me at the school dance. We can do the limbo contest together and the lowering of our bodies will be akin to the lowering of interest rates in my debt free America dream. I love analogies! Here's another one: my love for Jimmy is like my love for chocolate chips. It's high! And there will be high love within the future debt free America, too. I just know it!

So please, birthday wish helper person, make this desire come true. Let there be a debt free America! Let financial freedom ring! Let debt free solutions be delivered to all mommies and daddies, aunts and uncles! And let learn how to train a goldfish to fetch a tennis ball. L8er.

Love,

Ashlee