Debt Consolidation Is What Dad And Mom Are Looking For!
A lesson in debt consolidation from a girl who just wants to be all grown up
Dear Debt Free Diary,
Daddy is still a sour puss.
He walks around the house in just his robe, slippers and "Van Halen 4-ever" torn t-shirt. He doesn't even play dominoes or Chutes and Ladder with me anymore and Mommy says it's because he spends all him time hoping to find good financial advice in this world. He was mopping the floor the other day and had his foot in the bucket, dragging it across the floor. I wonder if my dad is okay. Apparently a man without debt consolidation is a man in a tough spot. I asked Mommy what debt consolidation meant.
- Was it anything like toasting smores?
- Or having slumber parties? Or sleep overs? Or going to the dance?
- Are debt consolidation loans like getting your allowance in advance or something?
Not exactly, as it turned out. That's when Mommy sat me down and told me about the birds and the bees of debt:
The debt consolidation breakdown I'd been waiting for
"Honey," she said. "The consolidation of one's bills happens when a man loves his family so, so much, but can't take care of them properly because the bank doesn't love the man anymore and the meanies in charge charge him high interest rates and make it difficult to make full, timely payment. The man needs to combine all his bills into a single payment, like when you mush dough together to make peanut butter cookies. So he signs up for help from a company that will help him make his financial outlook feel good again. Debt consolidation services can help in ways that people can't help themselves sometimes. Like when you take a bubble bath. The nice men who will help Daddy are like your bubbles - they soothe his fiscal needs and wash away all unsecured credit card debt. Do you understand now?"
She didn't explain whether bad credit debt consolidation means help for bad credit, or a bad solution. I decided to change the subject since she is under enough stress as it is. I just told Mommy that I love bubble baths. Which makes sense, since Daddy must in turn love debt relief and one another. I hope he gets to play with a rubber ducky as the men online fix the boo-boos that the creditors have created. I hate creditors. They're almost as mean as stupid Bobby Gremlin. He's really stupid. He pulled my hair in class and the teacher said it was because Bobby liked me, but I just think he's a big fat dork who ruined my pigtails.
Goodbye 4 now, my partner in debt consolidation and in life.
Bye 4 now, my free debt consolidation partner. Remember, it all comes down to the rubber duck.
Love,
ASHLEE, a.k.a. "Ash"
P.S. Still, Diary, I find myself wondering about debt consolidation...
Like, what if you live someplace else? Do you need debt consolidation in, like heaven? Or Florida? Are there Florida debt consolidation experts out there? Can you apply for a mortgage in Florida as well. I would like 2 live there someday. Do they like oranges? Will they take me to the beach? Maybe if Daddy finds the
- 2012 © www.debtfreediary.com
- Privacy Policy
- Terms of Service
About Us | Contact Us | Site Map | What's New | View as RSS | Related Resources
