Debt Free Diary - Credit Card Debts

Why Do Credit Card Debts Have To Go And Make Things So Complicated?

This is called "Complicated credit card debts" - a totally, incredibly awesome original rock/pop ballad written over the course of three days by our very own Ashlee with absolutely no help from anyone else

This one goes out to all of you people out there who thinks they ought to get rid of credit card debts but isn't sure exactly what to make of them. In a word, they can be quite complicated indeed. Which is why I, the incredibly talented and well-versed ASHLEE, an aspiring singer/songwriter, am back with yet another foray into the entertainment field. This one is for the boys. And girls. Anyone with a dream and the desire to eliminate credit card debts once and for all.

Together, we reduce credit card debts and eventually be free of this burden. There is nothing we cannot overcome together if we stand up for our rights [Wait for applause]! Now that you have seen the light, let the music take control. Your debts don't stand a chance against the power of these lyrics, these rhythms laid out by my producers. When you consolidate credit card debts, the power is back in your hands. U will thank me later.

Thank you all for coming out here tonight. We appreciate your support! Work together and pay off credit card debts and remember that even mountains (of debt) are no match for the power of persistence! You're far too kind. Oh wait, that comes after the show.

"Complicated credit card debts" - By Ashlee

Uh huh, U know that life's like this

Yeah, that's the way it is

Uh huh, uh huh, word up, 'cause life's like this

and baby that's the way it is

Chill out - what are you yelling for?

You've got credit card debts? That's all been done before.

And if you would only let it be

you will see

I like you just the way you are

When you're driving us in your car

and you're chilling with me 1-on-1... but you've become...

Somebody else, around everyone else

You're always watching your back like you just can't relax

You're tryin' to use your credit card 2 be cool

but your credit card debts make U look like a fool ...

.... 2 me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make credit card debts so complicated?

I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated

Life's like this you...

fall and you crawl and you break (the bank)

and you take what you get and you turn it into more credit card debt

and promise me I'm never gonna help you make it

back to a debt free life...

You come over unannounced

Writing checks that always bounce

You just don't understand where it's at, you see

You're making me...

Dodge you, when you're in the hall

Pretend I'm broke, when we're at the mall

So you don't beg me for money and lose mine too

Because you've become too...

Consumed by credit card debts. And it sucks. Jimmy, this relationship is over.

THE END.